Chapter Five :: Josh
May 4, 2009, 6:00 am
Filed under: Chapter 05 | Tags: Belk, Bon Jovi, Bryanna Summerson, Chrysler Eagle Medallion, Japan, Josh Bates, Kevin Wilder, Nancy Spungen, rich people, Some New Trend, Stryper, tattoos, telephone misconduct, Wavves
Filed under: Chapter 05 | Tags: Belk, Bon Jovi, Bryanna Summerson, Chrysler Eagle Medallion, Japan, Josh Bates, Kevin Wilder, Nancy Spungen, rich people, Some New Trend, Stryper, tattoos, telephone misconduct, Wavves

“I’M NOT YOUR DJ,” I tell Stephanie, in response to her third request to change the song.
“Why not?” she says, cracking her window to let in some air. “It’s healthy to know what other people wanna hear.”
“Healthy?” I say. “Healthy’s overrated. Mental illness is totally in, you know.”
My sister continues feeding me ammo: “Yeah right. Everyone knows depression died out with late-nineties grunge. Emo kids haven’t gotten the memo.”
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