Filed under: Chapter 09 | Tags: 31 flavors, car trouble, Custom Mechanixx, detours, dogs, Josh Bates, Kevin Wilder, mudflap girls, rednecks, Some New Trend, The Beatles, velour, watermelons, What the Helicopter!, Will Sharp
MOTHER NATURE’S SON’S FORMER BEST FRIEND :: BY KEVIN WILDER
“SO WHICH IS IT GONNA BE?” Mindy asks.
I lean over her sales counter to eyeball the shadowy-colored bottles with cryptic, mature names like Acqua di Gio and Dior Homme. “Beats me,” I say. The process tires me out, so I press my arms to the glass, leaving a pair of greasy elbow prints behind. “How ‘bout something spicy, and uh … outlandish.”