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WOULDN’T IT BE NICE :: BY KEVIN WILDER
MY BARE FEET DIG INTO the almost-white sand, stinging no less than three blisters that I’ve earned at work over the last few days. Yet another reason why I haven’t made my way to the beach all summer long. We’ve trespassed here today, all three of us, to a semi-residential area two blocks past a brick schoolhouse, one past a like-new car lot, and directly across from a defunct fire station, with the inside weather report from the Waterboyz. They informed us that the CAUTION tape had been taken down, since no more red tide threats were on the horizon.